Pour everything over ice, preferably in a cute wine glass with a straw and enjoy! Last night the world received a metaphorical edible arrangement in the form of Kim Kardashian vs Taylor Swift. March 30, 18 Comments. It is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use. Shop all my favorites HERE!
Being that my groom and many of our wedding guests are in the music industry, it was the most important element of our wedding. I have always said that getting married brings out the worst in people, you get a ring on your finger and all the sudden you think the world revolves around you. After spending the last few weeks traveling humblebrag my Ashkenazi Jew fro had hit maximum brillo pad capacity. Then her phone rings Blank Space is her ringtone and all hell breaks loose. I believe Teddi Mellencamp would approve of this brave act of accountability. March 10, March 10, 2 Comments. June 30, June 30, 12 Comments.
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This was a defining life moment. Perhaps a fresh orchid for your tent? The woman hugged me, blessed me and I was on my merry way. May 11, May 11, 2 Comments. Unfortunately my libation selection has stayed limited to dirty martinis blue cheese olives please , pinot noir and beer bluecollar relatable. I refuse to spend excess money on products because I am both cynical AND Jewish and would rather buy clothes.
Then she took a big preaching shit all over Amy Poehler and Tina Fey after they made a miniscule joke about Taylors dating life. The sooner bitches understand this biology, the sooner we will truly run the world. I know people that could have been the spokesperson for Vegas attire. It is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. Fancy seeing you here. Mostly because there is a big chance they are sleeping in a fucking tent and shitting in a port-a-potty. Does it bring out the worst in people?